estrangeddejection:

Do you want to cosplay someone with a round head???!?!

Do you need some help??? WELL YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 

Caitie is here to help you on your journey! <3

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gowomenasai:

* strums guitar chord softly * dont tell girls to cover up when it’s 80 degrees out *strums guitar chord louder * reALlly we alLL HAVe fucking legS!!!! * struMS GUITAR CHORD AGGRESSIVELY * THAT SHOULD n’t BE A disDTRACTION AND YOu need to stop

instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.

(Source: wandas-sex-tips)

singular-armageddons:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

dont even know what i was expecting

absentmindedpancakes:

If you touch me when I’m not fully expecting it I will probably jump 5 feet in the air.

gayn:

i dont think i’ll ever get over the fact that i’ll never know what its like to have a boner